It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it must be girlpower.

There are two main reasons a girl will use the term “girlpower”.

Girlpower is often touted as a term encompassing feminine “superpowers”, including “intuition”, martyrdom, poise, class, style, intelligence, sex appeal, confidence, charisma, innocent naivety, ambition, dominance, and accomplishment.

In different contexts the semantics change:

Got pregnant and don’t know who the father is? Single mom girlpower.

Got fucked and chucked by a guy you wanted to stick around? You don’t need a man anyway girlpower.

Your new set of heels make your ass look good and men’s heads turn? Sexy girlpower.

You work all day, make dinner, then go to the gym? No, that’s not just resisting being lazy and doing what needs to be done, that’s girlpower.

There is no end to the ways it can be used. Women use the term to apply merit to things that deserve no merit whatsoever. Plenty of men work 60 hour work weeks, but a stay-at-home mom who vaccuums, then watches soaps, then gets dinner ready, all while making sure to feed her toddler 3 square meals squawk girlpower as if that was all harder work than what her husband has been doing all day. “Girlpower” is proof that the female ideal of “equality” is a guise for power politics.

Women use it as a declarative recognition of their power over men. This “power” is only made possible by way of feminine societal and inter-sexual dominance which has taught men to believe that such traits are not only innate within women, but admirable and attractive in a woman as well, even if the accomplishments are mundane, common, or otherwise undeserving of merit.

The fact that the term has gained post-feminist zeitgeist status bares witness to its use to assuage guilt, fear, or insecurity within the woman herself. The fact that girls scream the term loud-and-proud betrays their knowledge that any power they have gained from the FI is akin to a castle built on sand that any enlightened man with a shovel can knock off its foundations. They are quick to throw around the term to obfuscate the real implications of their fuckups, shortcomings, unmeritable traits (see: biological assets), and positions in life.

All women know, deep down in whatever leftover logical parts of their brains that haven’t atrophied yet, that the things they scream girlpower for are mundane, unmeritable, and no big deal. All women know men have it worse, sacrifice more, and accomplish not only a far greater number of feats, but far more meritable feats as well. Don’t expect even a minuscule fraction of the female population to resist meriting the unmeritable (solipsistically), though. They will all maintain the girlpower facade because its a veil of power, and even those who wouldn’t mind relenquishing this veil of power to the men in their lives are made to feel guilt by feminized society for not only needing a man, but for not using any and every pretty little lie at their disposable to maintain dominance over him and the relatonship.

Be real with a man and stop pretending you’re a superhuman snowflake for accomplishing the same tasks millions from both sexes do each day? No, girl! screams the fem brigade. They can’t have that, otherwise men wouldn’t view them on pedestals.

If you ever hear a girl refer to herself as having “girlpower”, rest assured that she is not only aware of how the feminine imperative has empowered her, but that she also knows all the little nuances.

Think of all the things men have accomplished. Objectively compare her accomplishments to your own as a man and decide who overcame more.

The next time you hear the term you’ll laugh your ass off, and while trying to hold your shit together you’ll ask her to prove her special girlpower by sucking you off better than any previous girl ever could. Watch her face. She’ll be terrified that you kicked her off of her pedestal as well as pre-lubed before her feet touch the ground.

Because Nothing is more threatening yet simultaneously attractive to a woman than a man who is aware of his own value to women, and you can’t know your own value to women if you think all women are girlpower superheroines.

Adieu